And to make you smile as well,

I'll tell you my Goth name...

Your Goth Name is:

Dark Avarice

What's Your Goth Name?

That was with my name Chris Walsh. My fuller name, Christopher Walsh, gave me:

Your Goth Name is:

Vladimir Ash

What's Your Goth Name?

And, hey, if I'd been a girl named Chris, I'd've been:

Your Goth Name is:

Calamity Asylum

What's Your Goth Name?

All this via tanuki_green! (Is it insufficiently Goth-y to use an exclamation point there? Or to use the word "Goth-y"?)