At the auto shop across Milwaukie from my street, a pickup had a decal in its back window. You’ve seen those bumper stickers that say “My kid slept with your honor student”? This one…um, this one took that idea further.
That is, it said “I slept with your honor roll student daughter.”
And now we cross the line between a smart-ass reaction to other bumper stickers and a message joking about statutory rape.
Please, please, Forces That Be, make sure I never must deal with the owner of that pickup. And please don’t mind me imagining that owner going through his fucking window right where that decal is.