Today's Mike O'Meara Show played the Christmas Story clip where the boy gets his tongue stuck to the telephone pole. Holy shit, the boy sounds as traumatized as Brad Pitt in Se7en . "AAAHHH, WHAT'S IN THE BOX? WHAT'S IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN' BOX?" ...On a much less devious/more non-sequitur-ous note, I know now that I still like Hootie and the Blowfish.