Jerry is…
a massaging whiz!
In the hotel biz!
(Is it two jobs! ’Tis!)
Jerry is…
Full of fizz!
Not dating Liz! (he’s
Uh…able to visit Cadiz! (All right, “is” is kind of a hard rhyme to work with)
Not Skeet Ulrich! (oy that was forced)
…Okay.
Happy birthday, Jerry.