Chris Walsh (chris_walsh) wrote,
Chris Walsh

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...and the years of Evil Laugh Practice pay off

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a scientist. This will cause the world to choke on their food, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this threat to our children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a robotic exoskeleton?

Stage Two
Next, you must contaminate/poison the Eiffel Tower. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your doomsday device, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your unmatched physical prowess, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

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