(Partly inspired by the Subway "five, five dollar, five dollar footlonnnnnnnng" commercial that declare these sandwiches to be "famous" when the deal being advertised is LESS THAN HALF A YEAR OLD...)
...anyway.
My day: errands, library, walking, bussing, and a spur-of-the-moment afternoon trip to my former office at OHSU to visit a few former co-workers. They were pleasantly surprised, and no one tried escorting me off campus. (That would've only happened if I'd unpleasantly surprised someone.)