I've shaved my VanDyke. Being clean-shaven is probably better for my current job hunt.
I'll grow it back at some point, don't fret!
An added note: Seems to me somehow that my head looks larger when it's clean-shaven. Don't ask me why.
"Alas, a lack. "(Ooo, sounds poetic.)"
(That context? A friend was watching The Lord of the Rings: the Return of the King.) "The trampoline salesman from The Emperor's New Groove…
"This is the 'Too Many Cooks' of burgers."