"Her buttocks were fresh-baked loaves..."
This got published. THE HELL THE HELL THE HELL. (Hugely Not Work-Safe.)
Um, uh, first off, I must
blame thank the amazing apocalypsos for pointing it out. And second, EVERY WRITER I KNOW IS BETTER THAN THIS, and THIS got published.
(livinglaurel, this may be Spork-worthy. Or it may make you want to spork this author's eyes out.)
An Edit For Context: I found out later that the author may have meant it to be bad.