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You know, before I answer any more questions there's something I wanted to say. Having received all your letters over the years, and I've spoken to many of you, and some of you have traveled... y'know... hundreds of miles to be here, I just have to say... GET A LIFE, will you people? I mean, for crying out loud, it's just a TV show! I mean, look at you, look at the way you're dressed! You've turned an enjoyable little job, that I did as a lark for a few years, into a COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME!
I mean, how old are you people? What have you done with yourselves? You, you must be almost 30... have you ever kissed a girl? [pause] I didn't think so! There's a whole world out there! When I was your age, I didn't watch television! I LIVED! So... move out of your parent's basements! And get your own apartments and GROW THE HELL UP! I mean, it's just a TV show dammit, IT'S JUST A TV SHOW!
Of course, that speech was a "re-creation" of the "Evil Captain Kirk" from um... Episode, um... THIRTY-SEVEN... uhh... called "The Enemy Within."
…annnnnd a “Denny Crane,” just because. You’re welcome.
(Context here (also here and here), unless you think context is for the weak)