Gee, it's good I don't smoke! Or that I didn't leeeeeeean over that stove! Or mistake the blue flame for the world's tiniest aurora! Aurora Dumbassis!
Argh. Okay, not a big argh. A little argh. Heart attack's averted.
In news completely unrelated to my dinner-related brain fart, tonight's NCIS is set in Los Angeles, convenient for a show that's actually shot in Los Angeles but faking Washington, D.C. Makes me think Whoa, will Abby actually be shown in sunlight?! This is how I think. (After the Show: I had it on while talking to rafaela. Abby never left D.C., or, for that matter, her computer-cave.)