But it was funnier to try and exaggerate, say, my last entry. And one of my writing weaknesses: I have trouble exaggerating. I think I have an overdeveloped need to say what I mean and mean what I say, so I don't really know how to exaggerate interestingly. And I'm anal-retentive enough to nitpick other peoples' exaggerations, so I think at some level I'd probably nitpick my own exaggerations, too.
Mom, I probably learned "Don't exaggerate" well from you. Too well. ;-)
This has been a disclaimer. There. Disclaimed.
9:19 p.m. edit! Adding to the good: Portland won Game 5! They can win!