First of all, a related pimp: Can you think of 15 films you'd call among the worst ever made? Tell my friend Adam! Adam Fromm, a.k.a. slipjig, is compiling names for a "Worst Movies Ever Made" bracket battle. Deadline is tomorrow at midnight Eastern time. Submit!

Now on to the "PROFANITY INVOLVED" portion of the program! I gave Adam my 15 suggestions, as much off the top of my head as possible. I included last year's The Spirit. I called it

The Spirit, a.k.a. Frank Miller Shitting On His Friend Will Eisner's Work With Full-Body Diarrhea. (Really. He even sweated out shit.)