It's been desperate and grim, the spam I've gotten lately. (And I'd have to make massive lifestyle changes to find what's described in the spam hot. It's about as far from my prurient interests as I am from Fiji.)
I miss the kind of spam that popfiend can make fun of (he writes responses to funny spam that are funnier than the funny spam).
It goes in cycles, I know. Spam got both grim and political right around the election, and that was disappointing. (And I do not find politics sexy. Some do; I don't.)
I'm almost tempted to try and write fake funny spam. This would be a desperate measure. And I'm lousy at deliberately spelling badly, so there's that...