And show you her I shall.
Alicia, my friend and FSO (Former Significant Other)
I came up with the title "FSO" for her after someone I trust said sage words: "Never call them your 'ex.'" "Ex" is a harsh sound that suggests harsh feelings, and though Alicia and I didn't work as a couple I'm still glad I know her. And I thought "FSO" sounded nicely military, which amused me.
Now I don't have to resort to saying "Alicia kind of looks like a longer-haired and less curvy Faye from Questionable Content." I can simply point people here.
And yep, I still think she's phenomenally cute. :-)