Happy birthday,
You're wonderfully well practiced at being a smartass. (First I was going to say "You've raised smart-assedness to an art form," but that sounded trite and you deserve better than trite.) I'm guessing you have a big laugh, and whatever size your laugh is, I hope you get to use it plenty. (Quick,
May the hockey gods give you good fan-recuperation time this off-season. And it's good there's plenty of concerts and music in the meantime. Good thing there's no playoffs for your favorite musicians! They can just keep making music...