Yes, I have thoughts like this (re: why I haven't read a certain book yet)
Soon I'll read Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, Jane Austen's English lit classic with bonus!zombie apocalypse added by Seth Grahame-Smith. (The authors' blurb is priceless: "JANE AUSTEN is the author of Sense and Sensibility, Persuasion, Mansfield Park and other masterpieces of English literature. SETH GRAHAME-SMITH once took a class in English literature.")
I haven't read it yet, but I think I have compelling reasons for not reading it yet. Read those thoughts!