Chris Walsh (chris_walsh) wrote,
Chris Walsh

There is a term in my head, and that term is

"Flirtation Device."

Someone's HAD to've said that before! *scurries to Google*

...okay, there's this Ari Shine guy (I have NO IDEA if that's work-safe or not), but *I* can use it, too!

Flirtation Device
by Christopher Walsh

Enthrall them all with a Flirtation Device
To make your flirtation evermore precise
It cajoles, it inspires, it offers good advice
It ensures that your flirting won't become a mad'ning vice
To life and relationships it adds zing and spice
Making you and others warm, like the opposite of ice
And so thus it's done more: once, twice, then thrice
'Cause anyone's more happy with a Flirtation Device!

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Tags: language, poetical

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